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JS
12-07-2007, 05:07 PM
While back I was on 880. I was heading towards Q cup. And I got pulled over on the freeway. My car was fully gutted with no passenger seat, my exhaust was extremely loud at the time, i had a white piece of paper covering my license plate. the cop pulled me over and basically yelled at me saying:
cop "DID YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER"
me " no i do not officer"
cop " WELL I PULLED YOU OVER FOR WRECKLESS DRIVING, SPEEDING, I SAW YOU CUT FROM THE FAR LEFT LANE TO TO TH FAR RIGHT LANE IN ABOUT A SECOND"
me "oh"
cop " I CAN SEe THAT YOUR CAR IS NOT STREET LEGAL, YENNO I CAN HAVE YOUR CAR IMPOUNDED,
THE MILPITAS COPS WOULD HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH YOU"
me " uh uh uh uh"
cop Yenno what , just get out of here.


got real lucky

DirectorSe7en
12-07-2007, 09:26 PM
Hard to believe he would just let you go like that.....

What's Q Cup?


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steevo8
12-07-2007, 09:29 PM
lol that aint shit. I have been let go for what could have been wrecless driving at least a half dozen times. Twice over 120mph one of which was 137 in a 50 zone, and countless times doing wheelies on the freeway. Not all cops are dicks................ Unless you act like a punk, in which case all cops are dicks.

bricel24
12-07-2007, 09:36 PM
Hard to believe he would just let you go like that.....And what's Q Cup?

BTW, I only read 1 "stories". Where's the others?


a milk tea, etc. restaurant that is a pretty famous hangout in Milpitas

DirectorSe7en
12-07-2007, 09:38 PM
Not all cops are dicks................ Unless you act like a punk, in which case all cops are dicks.
Aint that the truth....

Positron
12-07-2007, 09:46 PM
Justin, was it CHP or SJ cop?

btw, lol at ur story...seemed like he didnt want to waste his time.

IlovemyevoIX
12-07-2007, 11:59 PM
Hard to believe he would just let you go like that.....

What's Q Cup?


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like a tapioca express! lol

earlyapex aka jack ass
12-08-2007, 12:13 AM
i had a white piece of paper covering my license plate. the cop pulled me over



Gee, I wonder why he pulled you over. Why where you concealing your plate?

DoggDicker
12-08-2007, 12:25 AM
Maybe JS didn't have enough money for one of those plastic cover to block the photo radars at the intersections??? Are you on a kewl aid budget like me???
I've been planning on gutting my kaa lately...hmmmm...maybe not all the way now...
Glad you were let off...

DD

DirectorSe7en
12-08-2007, 12:35 AM
i had a white piece of paper covering my license plate. the cop pulled me over



Gee, I wonder why he pulled you over. Why where you concealing your plate?
Actually, I 2nd that. Why on earth would that be neccessary?

mtsevovii
12-08-2007, 12:38 AM
one time, i had this on. and i got pulled over in every city i was in. cops are bitches. profiling me just cause i was cold...


http://www.curbside-couture.com/images/t-z/wh-63a.JPG

DoggDicker
12-08-2007, 12:40 AM
^Lol...
I thought they were profiling you because you were driving Papa Smurf's kaa...lol...j/k...

DD

mtsevovii
12-08-2007, 12:44 AM
^Lol...
I thought they were profiling you because you were driving Papa Smurf's kaa...lol...j/k...

Â* Â*DD


oh yeah huh... never thought about that.. :lol:

player67
12-08-2007, 01:56 AM
Hard to believe he would just let you go like that.....And what's Q Cup?

BTW, I only read 1 "stories". Where's the others?


a milk tea, etc. restaurant that is a pretty famous hangout in Milpitas


Too bad the one in hacienda closed..I was manager for like 2 weeks when they closed =\

DirectorSe7en
12-08-2007, 03:52 AM
*tsk tsk tsk* You managed it right into the ground, haha :P

JS
12-08-2007, 05:32 AM
i covered my plate cause i was doing freeway pulls. just incase anything i would of just took off.

joshesh
12-08-2007, 09:02 AM
^Lol...
I thought they were profiling you because you were driving Papa Smurf's kaa...lol...j/k...

DD

Dennis, you crack me up

DirectorSe7en
12-08-2007, 10:51 AM
i covered my plate cause i was doing freeway pulls. just incase anything i would of just took off.
So why not just have taken off when that cop was trying to pull you over. I mean, surely you couldn't have know he was going to be so lenient.

player67
12-08-2007, 12:06 PM
i covered my plate cause i was doing freeway pulls. just incase anything i would of just took off.


Then WHYD YOU PULL OVER!?!? LOL

earlyapex aka jack ass
12-08-2007, 02:12 PM
i covered my plate cause i was doing freeway pulls. just incase anything i would of just took off.


This is a joke right?

Tnastyevo8
12-08-2007, 02:15 PM
i covered my plate cause i was doing freeway pulls. just incase anything i would of just took off.


This is a joke right?

:lol: +1

Positron
12-08-2007, 02:17 PM
Not a joke, Justin is that crazy! no joke

DirectorSe7en
12-08-2007, 02:56 PM
Wow, let just biast the local Cops against Evo's and make my life harder.

I don't think this is cool, or entertaining. Just dumb.

joshesh
12-08-2007, 08:08 PM
^i agree with you. We dont need anymore unwanted attention- i mean more than what we already get.

JS
12-09-2007, 06:04 AM
i covered my plate cause i was doing freeway pulls. just incase anything i would of just took off.


This is a joke right?


Would it be a problem if I wasn't?

DirectorSe7en
12-09-2007, 01:29 PM
^Not for anyone here since your the one running from Cops.

PANGES
12-10-2007, 02:46 AM
:lol:

Bagsik_EVOVIII
12-10-2007, 02:59 AM
:lol:

lodievo209
12-10-2007, 03:38 PM
i covered my plate cause i was doing freeway pulls. just incase anything i would of just took off.


This is a joke right?


Would it be a problem if I wasn't?


I'm sorry but you deserved to be pulled over then!!! :lol:

player67
12-11-2007, 07:35 PM
Naw man you gotta bounce from the popo just drop a gear and disappear yeh yeh thas how we do in the bay

AWDrift
12-11-2007, 08:59 PM
"if you can do better than 180kph....they dont even try" quoted from the greatest racing movie series evAr!!1! THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS!!!

just do better than that and the cops will just give up. :lol:

Darwinator
12-11-2007, 09:09 PM
I once got caught on tape getting sideways from a stop, he trailed me for like a mile and then pulled me over.

Luckily I had eaten my weed stash before he pulled me over. So i get out of the car, he doesn't even give me a field test; I must've failed the "follow the pen" test. So i'm up against the patrol car and he pats me down.

He pats my right pocket of my pants.

Cop: Whats this?
Me:Its a pipe officer.
Cop:What do you want to do tonight?
Me:I just want to go home
Cop:Park your car here and walk home, if i see the car gone tonight i'm coming to your house. Now break your bowl.
Me:OK (as i take the bowl from his hand, and without taking another step i smash it in the middle of the street)
Cop:I didn't mean in the middle of the street.
Me:Oh, sorry!

DirectorSe7en
12-11-2007, 09:12 PM
Quitter!

I'd be like "hit it one last time officer!"

Darwinator
12-11-2007, 09:13 PM
Quitter!

I'd be like "hit it one last time officer!"

Haha.

lodievo209
12-11-2007, 10:02 PM
Quitter!

I'd be like "hit it one last time officer!"



:lol:

Thats would be great!!!!

nightwalker
12-12-2007, 11:02 PM
I've always known that the damn cops took my weed for themselves.

DirectorSe7en
12-13-2007, 12:31 AM
I wouldn't doubt it, they have access to Evidence where drugs sit. I believe they take from it every once in a while.

redevil9mr
12-16-2007, 05:52 PM
Man, you are very lucky.

redevil9mr
12-16-2007, 05:53 PM
Pass on some weeds to the officer and let him blow a joint or blow weeds smoke at him to get him high and to relax him.

evo84life
01-08-2008, 11:00 AM
hey justin its joseph, are you selling your black stock rims? if so sell it to me thanks