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PANGES
12-10-2007, 07:06 PM
Here's the story of my Evo. Enjoy!

I picked up my brand new Evo 9 from the dealership.

:P

Got a TBE and tuned...

:P

..By whatme..

:?

$1000 for the tune, because ecutek, etc.

:(

My clutch died

:(

My transfercase broke

:(

Speed Element is awesome and fixed it!

:)

I bought a used intake from Jay206 (or something like that) on NCE.

:?

The MAF adaptor was broken and he wouldn't refund my money.

:pissed:

Tougemonster was trying to be nice and mailed me a new one.

:)

I got my Cosworth cams!

8)

I got tuned by WORKS.

:(

Andy retuned it to 313whp!

:D

I'm getting sued?

:(

Nothing happened.

:)

My IC pipes blew off.

:(

I fixed it and re-dyno'd and only made 280whp.

:cry:

Andy retuned it again and it made 306whp.

:)

My pipes kept blowing off left and right.

:(

I got t-bolt clamps!

:)

Pipes still kept blowing off.

:(

Fixed it!

:)

Blew off again.

:(

... and again...

:cry:

...and again...

:shock:

...and again...

:pissed:

Car got keyed

:pissed:

I got an FP Green!!!

:D

Someone broke my window and stole my tom tom.

:(

Fixed the window!

:)

... for $165

:(

My car got hit by a shopping cart.

:(

Paintless dent guy fixed it!

:)

Car's been all good for a long time.

:)

.... Until my car got broken into again and my tools got stolen.

:pissed:

Got the window fixed!

:)

.. for $165 again...

:(

I got my JDM rear!!

:)

Guy on freeway bumps me and I almost fishtail into the center divide.

:pissed:

Paintless dent guy fixed it AGAIN!

:D

I got my RG2's!

8)

I curbed them 3 days later.

:cry:

Crazy guy running from the cops almost rearend me going like 100mph in a 35 zone.

:shock: :shock: :o :x

My car got sprayed by a skunk.

:barf:

a giant bottle of fabreeze and 4 air fresheners, and 3 days later, no more smell.

:)

My dog peed in the car.

:(

I got tuned again and made some decent power!

:D

My car is all good again.

:)

... but for how long?

:shock:

My car got rear ended by some guy drinking coffee near Bay Bridge!

:shock:

The car is totalled!!

:D

Time to collect insurance money!

:mrgreen:

My back hurts.

:bandhead:

I got 29k!

:crazyeyes:

Time to get a new car and start fresh!!!

:band:

... I ended up buying another Evo...

:jawdrop:

Slapped my RGII's on and they rub.

:(

Got an alignment at Roger Kraus

:D

Still rubs...

:(

Rolled the fenders a bit and they're fine!

:)

Ordered an ETS turbo kit!!

:D

It took 3 months to get here...

:yuckfu:

Got a CF SE LIP!!!!

:D

Bottomed out and scraped the shit out of it a week later.

:pissed:

The manifold looks crappy!

:yuckfu:

They sent me a new one!

:D

My FMIC's endtanks are out of round (damaged during shipping)

WT?!? :(

Got them fixed and ETS paid to have them fixed.

:)

Turbo kit installed by Speed Element!!!

:D

My turbo blew up...

:(

Got a new 30r from ATP!!

:beaming:

Got everything made up and got tuned!

:)

Made good power!

:D

on 91!

:lol:

Car started missfiring.

:smackdown:

Gapped the plugs lower and it's running well again!

:)

Blew some pipes...

:(

Fixed them!!!

:)

My Tial bov is leaking.

:(

Got a new one!

:D

My ETS couplers had big tears in them like someone used a box cutter...

:owned:

Got new ones!!!

:crazyeyes:

So far so good again.... =/

mtsevovii
12-10-2007, 07:09 PM
HAHAHA

whtrice
12-10-2007, 07:25 PM
Almost used the whole smiley inventory....Hahhaha

tkeirin
12-10-2007, 07:44 PM
dang

quite a history

:lol:

tontonh09
12-10-2007, 07:51 PM
nice story....

dabaysevo
12-10-2007, 07:55 PM
You have too much time buddy. :D

lqdchkn
12-10-2007, 07:56 PM
I likey.Â* Good use of smileys.Â* 8)Â* :thumbsup:

tkeirin
12-10-2007, 08:00 PM
You have too much time buddy. :D


thats y he's a pw king :D

wilson1
12-10-2007, 08:01 PM
You have too much time buddy. :D


thats y he's a pw king :D
+1!

:D

evosti
12-10-2007, 08:09 PM
hehe

bricel24
12-10-2007, 08:18 PM
bwahahahahahahahahaha :lol:

Pure EvoIX
12-10-2007, 08:21 PM
you forgot to add you almost got hit from behind by some crazy guy running from cops. Add that to your list.

Hahaha, good story.

tkeirin
12-10-2007, 08:23 PM
you forgot to add you almost got hit from behind by some crazy guy running from cops. Add that to your list.

Hahaha, good story.


oh yea he left that part out.

anyway, good story nonetheless :D

AWDrift
12-10-2007, 08:42 PM
nice story ahaha :)

RREVOVIII
12-10-2007, 08:48 PM
what a story, and its still going.... keep us updated ;)

Tnastyevo8
12-10-2007, 08:53 PM
what a story, and its still going.... keep us updated ;)

+1 with all these events how many miles are on the car? :D

craziazzmofo66
12-10-2007, 08:56 PM
where the pics at?

MadEvo
12-10-2007, 09:08 PM
where the pics at?



PLUS ONE.
Post pics of your history dents, bruises, stink, broken glass and curb rashes. :lol:

chrisw
12-10-2007, 09:20 PM
really, we need pics

http://www.grippybits.com/random/thisthreadisuseless.jpg

PANGES
12-10-2007, 09:38 PM
you forgot to add you almost got hit from behind by some crazy guy running from cops. Add that to your list.

Hahaha, good story.


haha. I added it to my list. Thanks. ;)

PANGES
12-10-2007, 09:40 PM
where the pics at?



PLUS ONE.
Post pics of your history dents, bruises, stink, broken glass and curb rashes. :lol:


lol. Too many pics. :(

PANGES
12-10-2007, 09:41 PM
what a story, and its still going.... keep us updated ;)

+1 with all these events how many miles are on the car? :D


about 26k :lol:

DoggDicker
12-10-2007, 10:01 PM
What about your post whore history...let's see that one...

Â* Â*DD

Bagsik_EVOVIII
12-10-2007, 10:04 PM
dang ...timeline..you should have dates on each of events

RgistRdShowoffIX
12-10-2007, 10:08 PM
:lol: damn..... too long to make a sig. xD

AWDrift
12-10-2007, 10:42 PM
What about your post whore history...let's see that one...

DD


he would need a few months. :lol:

DirectorSe7en
12-10-2007, 10:57 PM
Damn, I watch my Evo like a damn hawk.

stockEVO8
12-10-2007, 11:01 PM
wow its like an emotional rollercoaster

Matz
12-10-2007, 11:21 PM
Oh man. Mods, please sticky this because this is one of the best threads ever (at PANGES' expense, though). Plus, he'll probably be editing the post again and again so it might as well be stickied.

DoggDicker
12-10-2007, 11:23 PM
What about your post whore history...let's see that one...

DD


he would need a few months. :lol:


True...and the mods would probably ban him for wasting space too...

DD

AWDrift
12-10-2007, 11:29 PM
nah just reset his postcount again :lol:

DoggDicker
12-10-2007, 11:49 PM
^LOL...

DD

tkeirin
12-11-2007, 12:09 AM
:lol:

player67
12-11-2007, 12:19 AM
ahahahahaha

dabaysevo
12-11-2007, 08:43 AM
Pictures would still be nice.

MadEvo
12-11-2007, 08:47 AM
Pictures would still be nice.


+1

You can pw this thread with pics if you have a lot. ;) :D

DoggDicker
12-11-2007, 10:32 AM
Pictures would still be nice.


+1

You can pw this thread with pics if you have a lot. ;) :D


+2...

DD

evo_ate_gsr
12-11-2007, 11:16 AM
rofl!!

DirectorSe7en
12-11-2007, 11:28 AM
evo_ate_gsr, are those your cars in your sig?

IlovemyevoIX
12-11-2007, 11:54 AM
eugene's car is madd sexy!

DirectorSe7en
12-11-2007, 11:58 AM
Still haven't met that guy.....

evo_ate_gsr
12-11-2007, 12:08 PM
Director.... yes they are

Sfkn2
12-11-2007, 12:12 PM
Hahahhaa, that's a nice story. My clutch is going out too.. How many miles did you have before your clutch went out?

AWDrift
12-11-2007, 12:15 PM
i know boostx2 had right around 50k when his first clutch went out..

DirectorSe7en
12-11-2007, 12:31 PM
Director.... yes they are
Nice, they shop cars? Or you just rich :)


Story of my Evo;

Bought it
:D

Spent 4k the first week on it
:?

Plan another 8k for it
:(

DoggDicker
12-11-2007, 12:34 PM
Mod bug bit pretty hard yeah...

DD

DirectorSe7en
12-11-2007, 12:41 PM
lol, yea.

The first 4k was buying the common bolt on mods and some interior/exterior dress-up.

The latter 8k is mostly rims/tires, and my Evo X conversion to the front. I gotta have it, I love my 8 and the 10, so I'm tastefully blending them.

evo_ate_gsr
12-11-2007, 12:54 PM
Director.... yes they are
Nice, they shop cars? Or you just rich :)


Story of my Evo;

Bought it
:D

Spent 4k the first week on it
:?

Plan another 8k for it
:(



The second one. :D

Good job helps a lot, cool parents help a little here and there too... Mainly with living Rent free though.

DirectorSe7en
12-11-2007, 01:14 PM
Damn, hella lucky.

I think I just need a new job. I wanna make somewhere in the $25-$30's an hour.

$20/hr aint helping my spending habit anymore.

evo_ate_gsr
12-11-2007, 01:17 PM
Haha I feel your pain bro... but then it gets to a point where enough isnt enough!! its a horrible cycle! lol.


Just go find a suga mama dood... make her pay your rent or whatever. Just pay her back with teh ButtSecks or whatever she likes.

DirectorSe7en
12-11-2007, 01:26 PM
Smartest thing I've heard all day ;)

evo_ate_gsr
12-11-2007, 01:41 PM
haha, just a piece of advice.

Where do you work now? or what do you do?

DirectorSe7en
12-11-2007, 01:44 PM
I'm currently working at WaMu corp center in Pleasanton, basically you just answer calls all day and help people who have issues with their Credit Cards.

It's boring as fuck, but it's easy, no manual labor, Mon-Fri kinda thing.

What about you?

PANGES
12-11-2007, 01:50 PM
nah just reset his postcount again :lol:


Noooo!!!! :cry:







Pictures would still be nice.


+1

You can pw this thread with pics if you have a lot. ;) :D


+2...

DD


NCE doesn't have enough bandwidth to support pics of my car being jacked up.

:(



Hahahhaa, that's a nice story. My clutch is going out too.. How many miles did you have before your clutch went out?



8k miles. LOL



eugene's car is madd sexy!


Thanks!!! :D


Added something to the list I forgot to mention.

evo_ate_gsr
12-11-2007, 02:00 PM
i work for solar Turbines. Same thing tho... desk job, answer phones blah blah blah.

its coo. no weekends, and i work a little second part time job at a clothing store.... shoes are the other hobby... so any discount helps. haha

DirectorSe7en
12-11-2007, 02:21 PM
You know, I've been wanting to part time another job for the longest. I think it's my solution for extra money.

I turned into Scrooge this Christmas not wanting to buy people shit knowing I could use that money for me and my Mods, mwuahahaa!

evo_ate_gsr
12-11-2007, 03:01 PM
haha ditto bro. but shit... whatever. you know what sucks tho..... ever notice the most awesome shit is always for sale in the Private forsale section on the forums? WTF man.... i mean i know they're usually selling parts for extra cash or whatever, but dammit... all the best deals are right now!!

Meh... i had to pass up a set of wheels i saw a week or so ago just to make sure i have money for gifts.

That, and my girlfriend said if i buy myself somthing, i better make sure there was just as much thought into her gift. unfortunately... she made a good ass point.

DirectorSe7en
12-11-2007, 03:05 PM
lol, yup. No matter what, I always have to have money for the GF, otherwise I'm fucked. Haha.

Any boyfriend/husband I'm sure can relate.


BTW: We totally thread jacked.

evo_ate_gsr
12-11-2007, 03:14 PM
DOH!!


Hey OP sorry for the jackage bro. haha. and sorry bout all them broken windows... at least you and the dent guy are cool friends now. haha

PANGES
08-04-2008, 04:49 PM
Sigh... updated. lol.

dabaysevo
08-04-2008, 04:57 PM
Please buy a Corolla Eugene, less problems for you. :D

bricel24
08-04-2008, 05:02 PM
Damn, updated!!! :lol:

PANGES
08-04-2008, 05:21 PM
Damn, updated!!! :lol:


I was HOPING it wouldn't need updating. lol.

lncrevoviii
08-05-2008, 01:34 PM
You forgot to mention about when something happened with your car like the 3rd time, who was the one telling you to sell that shit and buy another one. Yea.


:lol: other than that, nice write up UJean. Crazzzy ass. You should make a remake of 'The Happening', about everything happened to your car, by U Jean Shayamalananananananananana.

ChuckP
08-05-2008, 01:53 PM
Hahaha. Just found this thread today. Nothing like a good laugh during a boring day at work.

Darqnez
10-10-2008, 01:18 AM
You forgot driving through sewage on your way to have me install the Darqcai

bricel24
10-10-2008, 07:27 AM
You forgot driving through sewage on your way to have me install the Darqcai


WTF? :lol:

Darqnez
10-10-2008, 09:27 AM
Yeah, I can still smell it when I think about it..... it was bad

PANGES
10-10-2008, 12:05 PM
^ Oh god... I dont wanna even update about the whole drag strip incident when i got rear ended either... then the stuff that's going on at the body shop after... I should just erase my whole first post and write "FUCK MY LIFE"

awdaddict
10-10-2008, 12:09 PM
Something is wrong again?

PANGES
10-10-2008, 12:15 PM
Ehh... please just refer to the "fuck my life" comment. lol.

Darqnez
10-10-2008, 01:04 PM
I have decided Eugene's Indian name is no longer "Twinky Mullet" and is now "Drama with Cars".

awdaddict
10-10-2008, 01:06 PM
rear ended on the drag strip?

what happend at the body shop?

How's ur back?

zerosixMR
10-10-2008, 01:09 PM
Hahaha. Just found this thread today. Nothing like a good laugh during a boring day at work.


lol I just fount it today for the first time. Wow, who the hell did you screw over in your past life bro?

steevo8
10-10-2008, 01:13 PM
then ill title mine "and fuck my life also" :lol:

Darqnez
10-10-2008, 01:15 PM
^ tru that, you have had more than your share!

PANGES
10-10-2008, 02:28 PM
then ill title mine "and fuck my life also" :lol:


We should just have a mod combine our threads and title it "Double Fucked!"

awdaddict
10-10-2008, 02:51 PM
omgwtfbbq ?
What happened here now?