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nebolic
01-04-2008, 04:07 PM
Welcome to a new forum "the birds and the bees".

discuss any relationship type issues here, or if you need advice on getting that girls phone number, or just plain old, would you put it in the butt (you putting it into a girl of course) type of questions.

Discuss.

nebo

DoggDicker
01-04-2008, 04:08 PM
Who's donkey punched their girl...and did she like it???

DD

DirectorSe7en
01-04-2008, 04:09 PM
So......Where's PANGES with the butt stories. He told me a few last night thru PM :shock:

Yea I said it!

On a real note, what's the best way to get slapped by a girl?

JERRY
01-04-2008, 04:17 PM
On a real note, what's the best way to get slapped by a girl?


Oh man.....

I was humping a girl once (drunk), tried to stick it in the wrong hole on purpose, and she was not happy. She turned around, yelled, and then...... SLAPPP! I dunno why but I thought it was the funniest thing ever, but looking back now, I wish I didnt. hahaha

Jerry

island_671
01-04-2008, 04:19 PM
+1 for stickin' it in the "brown eye"... :P

DirectorSe7en
01-04-2008, 04:25 PM
WTF?! All of a sudden she decided to have some class while having sex with a drunk guy and slapped you for that?? What a hypocrite.

island_671
01-04-2008, 04:25 PM
the nerve of these chics sometimes!

JERRY
01-04-2008, 04:32 PM
WTF?! All of a sudden she decided to have some class while having sex with a drunk guy and slapped you for that?? What a hypocrite.


yeah, seriously.

JDMgrafiteMR
01-04-2008, 04:53 PM
seriously butt sex is the best. I got my girl into it and she loved it. she told her friends and now all of her friends are into it too.

DirectorSe7en
01-04-2008, 04:55 PM
Sorry, I can't try it.....I don't know why, just not appealing, IONO :?

Something about natural lubrication that just wins me over....

twEeker
01-04-2008, 05:03 PM
Why would you want to put it in her butt when your an inch away from the best place on earth?

JDMgrafiteMR
01-04-2008, 05:07 PM
because its the best sex ever....especially when you do it like 3x a day her snatch gets hella loose. you gotta chop it up. going thru the back door is like banging a new girl everytime. i love the tightness

plus i rate vagina 3rd

1st-head
2nd butt
3rd- vagy

1st cause i aint got to do shit and if they really know what they doing you can have mulitples orgasm
2nd-its like a virgin everytime
3rd-cause you gotta chop it up and do it there sometimes

exp_arcee
01-04-2008, 05:09 PM
why not just do the "shocker" 2 in the pink one in the stink hahaha

DirectorSe7en
01-04-2008, 05:13 PM
Nothing is sexy when it's referred to as "the stink".

luckiexduckie
01-04-2008, 05:37 PM
o_O

Nsin
01-04-2008, 07:11 PM
This is way better than the chaos section nebo. And ya, butt entry ftw, my girl loves it!

DirectorSe7en
01-04-2008, 07:18 PM
:shock:

esco
01-05-2008, 10:00 PM
This is way better than the chaos section nebo. And ya, butt entry ftw, my girl loves it!


chaos V.2

tym2getbizeee
01-06-2008, 07:55 AM
because its the best sex ever....especially when you do it like 3x a day her snatch gets hella loose. you gotta chop it up. going thru the back door is like banging a new girl everytime. i love the tightness

plus i rate vagina 3rd

1st-head
2nd butt
3rd- vagy

1st cause i aint got to do shit and if they really know what they doing you can have mulitples orgasm
2nd-its like a virgin everytime
3rd-cause you gotta chop it up and do it there sometimes
I Agree!!!!!! There something special about making dookie love.....anybodies lady let them ATM?

Sfkn2
01-06-2008, 08:26 AM
This is way better than the chaos section nebo. And ya, butt entry ftw, my girl loves it!
+1

zerosixMR
03-04-2008, 11:45 AM
She said she cleaned one time and I went for dookie love, then when we were done, the unthinkable happened:

There was chocolate on my bannana.

Worst. Thing. Ever.

I'm scared to go back there now.

esco
03-04-2008, 07:34 PM
i hate it when a guy is so scared of you he wont get out of his car in the parking lot when your dropping off his girl....for the second time.


/rant

wzcx
03-04-2008, 07:41 PM
i hate it when a guy is so scared of you he wont get out of his car in the parking lot when your dropping off his girl....for the second time.

You win, Sir!

esco
03-04-2008, 11:29 PM
i hate it when a guy is so scared of you he wont get out of his car in the parking lot when your dropping off his girl....for the second time.

You win, Sir!


wat i win chris? this shall be chaos v.2

wzcx
03-05-2008, 09:12 AM
You win his girl. :lol:

esco
03-06-2008, 10:37 PM
You win his girl. :lol:



hahahaha I just tossed her to the curb and picked her sister up 20 minutes later ftw. might have to pop the collar on that one lol

jdmSpecMR
03-07-2008, 08:44 PM
She said she cleaned one time and I went for dookie love, then when we were done, the unthinkable happened:

There was chocolate on my bannana.

Worst. Thing. Ever.

I'm scared to go back there now.


LOL ^

WALKINGapple
03-09-2008, 05:53 PM
You know what I think that it the most disturbing thing I've ever heard....

esco
03-09-2008, 06:05 PM
You know what I think that it the most disturbing thing I've ever heard....



so you have never heard of 2 girls one cup. (i still refuse to watch after hearing the reviews)

WALKINGapple
03-09-2008, 06:13 PM
Yeah but thats kinda expected these two girls crap in a cup and they eat it like its ice cream HOWEVER, this guy was not expecting that chocolate.....its just like two different senarios I can see the two girls one cup but you cant see the look on his face after that junk happened...because it happened to him....seriously nasty