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TcJayLee
10-15-2008, 09:31 PM
Just curious and HELLA BORED at work,

every guy here knows that when your having sex and it feels good for that period your stuff is already in motion, you switch position from doggy style to reverse cowboy to misssionary to upside down chopsticks to whatever, and the pussy drys up quicker then worm laying in the sun. Now my question is do you use lubrication such as KY or would you hauk a loogie on that shit, spit to be subtle.

1WICKED8
10-15-2008, 09:37 PM
use the lube or have her get it wet ... lube will let you go longer

Daniel
10-15-2008, 10:06 PM
i usually use more lube. but spitting works awesome too.

dl_EVO
10-15-2008, 10:16 PM
How about just going down there?

bricel24
10-15-2008, 10:47 PM
http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/wd40.jpg

TougeGod7
10-15-2008, 11:40 PM
http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/wd40.jpg


hahahahahahahaha

i personally just us my fingers till she gets all slippery again and continue where i left off :D

dabaysevo
10-16-2008, 07:30 AM
http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/wd40.jpg


Cheap bastard

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Q82Kv3yPL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

I just finger her until she gets wet again. If I'm not in the mood, just have her spit on her fingers and rub it in.

TcJayLee
10-16-2008, 10:20 AM
How about just going down there?


No seafood for me please.

mtsevovii
10-16-2008, 10:23 AM
http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/wd40.jpg


Cheap bastard

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Q82Kv3yPL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

I just finger her until she gets wet again. If I'm not in the mood, just have her spit on her fingers and rub it in.


pshhh please...


http://www.acurawoodbine.com/images/partsInventory/thumbs/royal_purp.JPG

ChuckP
10-16-2008, 10:30 AM
My girl only receives the best..

http://www.corsportusa.com/store/catalog/images/SAE-5W-20-1small.jpg

TcJayLee
10-16-2008, 10:39 AM
http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/wd40.jpg


Cheap bastard

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Q82Kv3yPL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

I just finger her until she gets wet again. If I'm not in the mood, just have her spit on her fingers and rub it in.


Are you sure 30 weight is good enough?

TcJayLee
10-16-2008, 10:42 AM
Wow everyone is ballin with this kind of lubrication. My cheap ass uses this:

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q451/tcjaylee/pennzoil.gif

dabaysevo
10-16-2008, 11:29 AM
http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/wd40.jpg


Cheap bastard

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Q82Kv3yPL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

I just finger her until she gets wet again. If I'm not in the mood, just have her spit on her fingers and rub it in.


pshhh please...


http://www.acurawoodbine.com/images/partsInventory/thumbs/royal_purp.JPG


That'll void the warranty, it isn't OEM approved.

dabaysevo
10-16-2008, 11:30 AM
Are you sure 30 weight is good enough?


It depends on the season and temp outside, sometimes I go with higher viscosity stuff.

mtsevovii
10-16-2008, 11:31 AM
That'll void the warranty, it isn't OEM approved.



warranty... *looks at my evo* LMFAO :dumas:

dabaysevo
10-16-2008, 11:48 AM
That'll void the warranty, it isn't OEM approved.



warranty... *looks at my evo* LMFAO :dumas:


Fine by me but when the girl says that your kawk caused friction burns because it wasn't lubricated properly don't coming crying to me. :P

ChuckP
10-16-2008, 11:57 AM
That'll void the warranty, it isn't OEM approved.



warranty... *looks at my evo* LMFAO :dumas:


Fine by me but when the girl says that your kawk caused friction burns because it wasn't lubricated properly don't coming crying to me. :P


Yup, he's gonna be paying out the pocket to have those vag walls honed.

dabaysevo
10-16-2008, 12:03 PM
She's going to make him "stroke it" because the vag got messed up, all because of the wrong lubrication. This is serious business indeed.

bricel24
10-16-2008, 12:38 PM
Serious eh? Wow. This thread deserves this kind of treatment:


www.internetisseriousbusiness.com

ChuckP
10-16-2008, 12:39 PM
^ If the vag has to be stroked..his stock piston will no longer be adequate..small piston ftl

earlyapex aka jack ass
10-16-2008, 12:46 PM
How about just going down there?


No seafood for me please.


If it's like seafood you are with the wrong girl, or making love to a fish...

dabaysevo
10-16-2008, 12:52 PM
How about just going down there?


No seafood for me please.


If it's like seafood you are with the wrong girl, or making love to a fish...


But you are a cat guy so you have to like seafood.

dabaysevo
10-16-2008, 12:53 PM
^ If the vag has to be stroked..his stock piston will no longer be adequate..small piston ftl


No you just stroke yourself and leave the poon alone.

dabaysevo
10-16-2008, 12:54 PM
Triple post guise

ChuckP
10-16-2008, 01:05 PM
quad post upset..

ChuckP
10-16-2008, 01:08 PM
^ If the vag has to be stroked..his stock piston will no longer be adequate..small piston ftl


No you just stroke yourself and leave the poon alone.


Poor Poon :( And to think it all could have been avoided with proper lubrication...

dabaysevo
10-16-2008, 01:12 PM
That's why it's serious business. If Brice posts that Rick Astley link again I'm going to force him to have sex with a girl, that'll scare him.

peter
10-16-2008, 01:17 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/26/ast.jpg

TcJayLee
10-16-2008, 02:10 PM
How about just going down there?


No seafood for me please.


If it's like seafood you are with the wrong girl, or making love to a fish...


Uhhh. Wrong girl? Every girl and every fish.

ChuckP
10-16-2008, 02:27 PM
Are we talking tuna or salmon here?

sprytsi
10-16-2008, 02:32 PM
why not just go play in the mudd?

TcJayLee
10-16-2008, 02:35 PM
Are we talking tuna or salmon here?

Which one smells worse?

panem
10-16-2008, 03:44 PM
i usually use more lube. but spitting works awesome too.

super lube :)

Positron
10-16-2008, 03:44 PM
John pix of ur gf?

peter
10-16-2008, 04:14 PM
http://im.edirectory.co.uk/p/1306/i/bigmouthbillybassdetail001.jpg

06IXMR
10-18-2008, 12:22 AM
so, doing a chillidog on a girl isn't wrong....right?

dsmdeliverybo
10-18-2008, 08:56 PM
I dont have that problem, I can keep a girl sloppy wet the whole time :D

TcJayLee
10-19-2008, 02:16 PM
so, doing a chillidog on a girl isn't wrong....right?


Not if you like that kind of thing. I think the only downsides would be if the chilli was too watered down and the dog is bigger then the bun.

IlovemyevoIX
10-19-2008, 08:00 PM
Hock a loogie on that shit, then get back to beating

EssexVIII
10-30-2008, 10:56 AM
Get some Astroglide fellas.

zerosixMR
10-30-2008, 12:21 PM
I dont usually run into the problem of them drying up. If they're into it, they'll stay wet. :cool:

bricel24
10-30-2008, 01:13 PM
I dont usually run into the problem of them drying up. If they're into it, they'll stay wet. :cool:


Not on our last time :mad:

TcJayLee
11-02-2008, 03:59 PM
:dumas:

TougeGod7
11-02-2008, 04:10 PM
:dumas: :dumas: :dumas: :dumas: :dumas: :dumas: :dumas: :dumas: :dumas: :dumas: :dumas:

overdrive
11-03-2008, 02:45 PM
I dont usually run into the problem of them drying up. If they're into it, they'll stay wet. :cool:


Not on our last time :mad:


Shit, you guys play a lot in the mud huh? LOL! Hahahaha...

Anyways, Be A man TcJayLee! Going down on her isn't that bad, unless she has a Chewbacca snatch.