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mtsevovii
01-10-2009, 02:11 AM
so i was coming back from the DC meet. off 92- 880N, exited A St to refill on E85.

so i roll into the gas station, and i see the Sheriff sitting there in their cruisers staring at me.
i think to myself "its ok, ive got nothing to hide"

and then BIG N00B Mistake!! ** i forgot which side my gas cap was, so i pull up to the pump, then thinking it was on the right side, so i make a 3 point u turn in the station infront of them. then realising it was on the left side, now im think SOB i look like a moron!!

then i stall the car...

and then started it back up, made another 3 point u-turn in the station, all the while they are just staring at me wondering wtf ive been smoking.

so i finally get to the pump and shut off my car.

low and behold they roll up infront.

i get out and greet them, they ask me who owns the car.
i said i do, and they were like BS, thats not your car...

i laugh and said no seriously i own it. then they go on asking how long ive owned it. i said over 2yrs. then he says you ve had the car for 2 yrs and you dont know which side your gas cap is on? and you stall out in the gas station?

HAHAHAhahha i couldnt stop laughing i was so embarrassed.

then he asks what ive done to it, blah blah blah, then he asks what am i doing all the way over here from SJ other than wanting my car jacked.

hahaha... i said to get gas, since the station in SJ hasnt opened up yet for E85. we chat and laugh some more. asked what i do with the car ie: track and such


then the next thing he says completely blows me away.

O: do you have plates?
me: yeah..?
O: take them off, and lets do a run
me: what?
O: take your plates off so we can go for a chase to see how fast the thing is. ill just say you didnt have plates so we couldnt get the numbers.
me: hahaha what? are you serious?
O: yeah i want to see how that car compares to ours.
me: bs! your going to just impound my car
O: no no, i really want to see, ill have my lights and sirens on and give chase.


im like....o...k....

hahaha


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******For the sake of a public forum the following never occured*************


next thing you know, im done gasing up. turn on A St. make a u- turn, his lights go on, and i think to myself should i just pull over or just go for it...i run down to 880S, take the onramp and hit the freeway full speed, he couldnt catch up since the onramp, at this point im thinking ok thats enough fun, ill pull over now.

O: holy shit what the fuck do you have in this thing!! its nuts!! how much hp does it have?!!?!
me: stock motor, just on E85... 400whp
O: goddamn that thing is sweet!!
me: thanks, hahaha.
O: very nice car, have a good night.
me: thanks!! you too, stay safe.


and im on my way home going 65mph thinking to myself wtf just happened... did that really happen?? fuck that was sweet...

hahahaha

so Fail? or Win?

you decide.

bricel24
01-10-2009, 02:15 AM
WTF LOL.

Pure EvoIX
01-10-2009, 02:23 AM
HAHAHAH nice story.

earlyapex aka jack ass
01-10-2009, 02:23 AM
cliff notes:

Cop asks you to race and he won't pull you over

You actually agree, you race a cop car.

Cop doesn't pull you over and give you a fat ticket.

I seriously don't know how you do it Dave. ;)

Glad you are "enjoying" the E85 tune. :icon_eek:

mtsevovii
01-10-2009, 02:25 AM
cliff notes:

Cop asks you to race and he won't pull you over

You actually agree, you race a cop car.

Cop doesn't pull you over and give you a fat ticket.

I seriously don't know how you do it Dave. ;)

Glad you are "enjoying" the E85 tune. :icon_eek:


hahaha, i have no clue either ;)

it was a 3rd gear pull.

bricel24
01-10-2009, 02:27 AM
And actually while we were cruising back from DC I was thinking to myself I hope we don't get into any cop trouble going home LOL

Pure EvoIX
01-10-2009, 02:34 AM
You got balls to go through with it. Damn, lot of trust. I guess you can say Cop 0 Dave 1. LOL. Nice kill story.

Segfault
01-10-2009, 02:38 AM
HAHA nice man. I've obviously wanted to run against the popo :-p

mtsevovii
01-10-2009, 02:40 AM
You got balls to go through with it. Damn, lot of trust. I guess you can say Cop 0 Dave 1. LOL. Nice kill story.


haha i thought to myself im screwed either way if they wanted to cite me.

mtsevovii
01-10-2009, 02:41 AM
next thing on my list is to ask SJPD to run me on the runway when the airport is closed at night...:sneaky:

oneillevo
01-10-2009, 02:48 AM
WTF. IM SORRY I CALL BS! JK

Im guessing the tune went well. LOL!

3mta3
01-10-2009, 03:01 AM
Go Dave Go :police: PD FTL !!!

bluevo79
01-10-2009, 03:05 AM
WTF! E85 rocks!

mtsevovii
01-10-2009, 03:14 AM
Edit:


******For the sake of a public forum the following never occured*************


:icon_lol:

oneillevo
01-10-2009, 03:22 AM
LOL I knew it!

steevo8
01-10-2009, 09:55 AM
lol nice.... Im sure your job status might have come up in conversation?

Kings Fan
01-10-2009, 10:03 AM
hahaha... craziest cop story I've ever heard

Matz
01-10-2009, 10:06 AM
If I didn't know you Dave, I'd call bullshit on this story for sure. haha nice one. Definite epic win.

mtsevovii
01-10-2009, 10:09 AM
lol nice.... Im sure your job status might have come up in conversation?


maybe :x

KakimotoEVO
01-10-2009, 10:33 AM
Now that's something that every car enthusiast fantasize about one way or another. But you actually done it and live to tell about it! If this is a joke, then you got everyone. If not, congrats! Epic win!

steevo8
01-10-2009, 10:42 AM
Now that's something that every car enthusiast fantasize about one way or another. But you actually done it and live to tell about it! If this is a joke, then you got everyone. If not, congrats! Epic win!


Its not what you know its who you know. Right? Dave has a slight leg up on us common folk in that arena.

Dont forget that cops are just people and just cause they enforce the law doesnt mean they dont enjoy the same things we do, which a lot of the times include ticketable activities.

willitas34
01-10-2009, 11:03 AM
Dont forget that cops are just people and just cause they enforce the law doesnt mean they dont enjoy the same things we do, which a lot of the times include ticketable activities.

:werd:

evosti
01-10-2009, 11:12 AM
I don't know how you manage to do this. I got pulled over and sited for not using a blinker before in my car. Maybe I should change my sinful9 plates to like tddyber or something.

evosti
01-10-2009, 11:12 AM
Side note: Sheriff's are way cooler then any other cops.

DoggDicker
01-10-2009, 11:17 AM
That's crazy Dave. We'll have to call you "Balls of steel Dave" from now on.

Dennis

Pure EvoIX
01-10-2009, 11:24 AM
This thread is worthless without vids

hehe, had to say that. Damn it, i dont have a smiley for this.

mtsevovii
01-10-2009, 11:28 AM
This thread is worthless without vids

hehe, had to say that. Damn it, i dont have a smiley for this.

:dumas: no self incriminating evidence.... hopefully :icon_eek:

disordere9
01-10-2009, 11:34 AM
lol awesome. i had a similar experience with a local cop, but by similar, i mean not nearly as cool a at all.

Sales@m4
01-10-2009, 11:37 AM
That is awesome Dave.

Daniel
01-10-2009, 12:44 PM
freakin sweet man

MadEvo
01-10-2009, 01:35 PM
Now that's something that every car enthusiast fantasize about one way or another. But you actually done it and live to tell about it! If this is a joke, then you got everyone. If not, congrats! Epic win!

+1

Wow.

RREVOVIII
01-10-2009, 02:04 PM
thats was cool!

joeevo
01-10-2009, 05:15 PM
Now they know how fast evos are..and they are going to mod their car to chase us...good story tho

RgistRdShowoffIX
01-10-2009, 05:47 PM
hahahaha g'damn you Dave xD nice story

peter
01-10-2009, 06:05 PM
gas tank on the right side? LOL! epic fail!

troy
01-11-2009, 04:40 PM
you're brave.....and lucky.

exp_arcee
01-11-2009, 04:46 PM
ratemycop.com :)