Here's the story of my Evo. Enjoy!
I picked up my brand new Evo 9 from the dealership.
:P
Got a TBE and tuned...
:P
..By whatme..
:?
$1000 for the tune, because ecutek, etc.
My clutch died
My transfercase broke
Speed Element is awesome and fixed it!
I bought a used intake from Jay206 (or something like that) on NCE.
:?
The MAF adaptor was broken and he wouldn't refund my money.
issed:
Tougemonster was trying to be nice and mailed me a new one.
I got my Cosworth cams!
8)
I got tuned by WORKS.
Andy retuned it to 313whp!
I'm getting sued?
Nothing happened.
My IC pipes blew off.
I fixed it and re-dyno'd and only made 280whp.
Andy retuned it again and it made 306whp.
My pipes kept blowing off left and right.
I got t-bolt clamps!
Pipes still kept blowing off.
Fixed it!
Blew off again.
... and again...
...and again...
:shock:
...and again...
issed:
Car got keyed
issed:
I got an FP Green!!!
Someone broke my window and stole my tom tom.
Fixed the window!
... for $165
My car got hit by a shopping cart.
Paintless dent guy fixed it!
Car's been all good for a long time.
.... Until my car got broken into again and my tools got stolen.
issed:
Got the window fixed!
.. for $165 again...
I got my JDM rear!!
Guy on freeway bumps me and I almost fishtail into the center divide.
issed:
Paintless dent guy fixed it AGAIN!
I got my RG2's!
8)
I curbed them 3 days later.
Crazy guy running from the cops almost rearend me going like 100mph in a 35 zone.
:shock: :shock:Â Â :x
My car got sprayed by a skunk.
a giant bottle of fabreeze and 4 air fresheners, and 3 days later, no more smell.
My dog peed in the car.
I got tuned again and made some decent power!
My car is all good again.
... but for how long?
:shock:
My car got rear ended by some guy drinking coffee near Bay Bridge!
:shock:
The car is totalled!!
Time to collect insurance money!
:mrgreen:
My back hurts.
:bandhead:
I got 29k!
:crazyeyes:
Time to get a new car and start fresh!!!
... I ended up buying another Evo...
Slapped my RGII's on and they rub.
Got an alignment at Roger Kraus
Still rubs...
Rolled the fenders a bit and they're fine!
Ordered an ETS turbo kit!!
It took 3 months to get here...
:yuckfu:
Got a CF SE LIP!!!!
Bottomed out and scraped the shit out of it a week later.
issed:
The manifold looks crappy!
:yuckfu:
They sent me a new one!
My FMIC's endtanks are out of round (damaged during shipping)
WT?!?
Got them fixed and ETS paid to have them fixed.
Turbo kit installed by Speed Element!!!
My turbo blew up...
Got a new 30r from ATP!!
:beaming:
Got everything made up and got tuned!
Made good power!
on 91!
:lol:
Car started missfiring.
:smackdown:
Gapped the plugs lower and it's running well again!
Blew some pipes...
Fixed them!!!
My Tial bov is leaking.
Got a new one!
My ETS couplers had big tears in them like someone used a box cutter...
Got new ones!!!
:crazyeyes:
So far so good again.... =/