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  1. Exclamation Use caution when kissing a chinese man

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    that's crazy, rupture of the eardrum by reducing pressure in the mouth... wait, are we sure it was just a kiss?
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    thats crazy! lol

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    I suggest wearing a condom when kissing. Even just holding hands if you really wanna be safe.

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    Why don't you just saran wrap your entire body and not leave an inch of skin unwrapped?

    That's gotta be super safe!


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    I actually wear a space suit when I hug girls. I won't even dare kiss her unless she also has a spacesuit on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben View Post
    I actually wear a space suit when I hug girls. I won't even dare kiss her unless she also has a spacesuit on.
    I think the chances of you kissing a girl on this planet would be very slim in that case...
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    Or you can always go see Doc and get some dental dams.

    I'm sure he will be more than willing to demonstrate how to use them!

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "Ancient Chinese Secret"
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    I think he was practicing a new form of Kung-Fu


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