mtsevovii
01-10-2009, 02:11 AM
so i was coming back from the DC meet. off 92- 880N, exited A St to refill on E85.
so i roll into the gas station, and i see the Sheriff sitting there in their cruisers staring at me.
i think to myself "its ok, ive got nothing to hide"
and then BIG N00B Mistake!! ** i forgot which side my gas cap was, so i pull up to the pump, then thinking it was on the right side, so i make a 3 point u turn in the station infront of them. then realising it was on the left side, now im think SOB i look like a moron!!
then i stall the car...
and then started it back up, made another 3 point u-turn in the station, all the while they are just staring at me wondering wtf ive been smoking.
so i finally get to the pump and shut off my car.
low and behold they roll up infront.
i get out and greet them, they ask me who owns the car.
i said i do, and they were like BS, thats not your car...
i laugh and said no seriously i own it. then they go on asking how long ive owned it. i said over 2yrs. then he says you ve had the car for 2 yrs and you dont know which side your gas cap is on? and you stall out in the gas station?
HAHAHAhahha i couldnt stop laughing i was so embarrassed.
then he asks what ive done to it, blah blah blah, then he asks what am i doing all the way over here from SJ other than wanting my car jacked.
hahaha... i said to get gas, since the station in SJ hasnt opened up yet for E85. we chat and laugh some more. asked what i do with the car ie: track and such
then the next thing he says completely blows me away.
O: do you have plates?
me: yeah..?
O: take them off, and lets do a run
me: what?
O: take your plates off so we can go for a chase to see how fast the thing is. ill just say you didnt have plates so we couldnt get the numbers.
me: hahaha what? are you serious?
O: yeah i want to see how that car compares to ours.
me: bs! your going to just impound my car
O: no no, i really want to see, ill have my lights and sirens on and give chase.
im like....o...k....
hahaha
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******For the sake of a public forum the following never occured*************
next thing you know, im done gasing up. turn on A St. make a u- turn, his lights go on, and i think to myself should i just pull over or just go for it...i run down to 880S, take the onramp and hit the freeway full speed, he couldnt catch up since the onramp, at this point im thinking ok thats enough fun, ill pull over now.
O: holy shit what the fuck do you have in this thing!! its nuts!! how much hp does it have?!!?!
me: stock motor, just on E85... 400whp
O: goddamn that thing is sweet!!
me: thanks, hahaha.
O: very nice car, have a good night.
me: thanks!! you too, stay safe.
and im on my way home going 65mph thinking to myself wtf just happened... did that really happen?? fuck that was sweet...
hahahaha
so Fail? or Win?
you decide.
so i roll into the gas station, and i see the Sheriff sitting there in their cruisers staring at me.
i think to myself "its ok, ive got nothing to hide"
and then BIG N00B Mistake!! ** i forgot which side my gas cap was, so i pull up to the pump, then thinking it was on the right side, so i make a 3 point u turn in the station infront of them. then realising it was on the left side, now im think SOB i look like a moron!!
then i stall the car...
and then started it back up, made another 3 point u-turn in the station, all the while they are just staring at me wondering wtf ive been smoking.
so i finally get to the pump and shut off my car.
low and behold they roll up infront.
i get out and greet them, they ask me who owns the car.
i said i do, and they were like BS, thats not your car...
i laugh and said no seriously i own it. then they go on asking how long ive owned it. i said over 2yrs. then he says you ve had the car for 2 yrs and you dont know which side your gas cap is on? and you stall out in the gas station?
HAHAHAhahha i couldnt stop laughing i was so embarrassed.
then he asks what ive done to it, blah blah blah, then he asks what am i doing all the way over here from SJ other than wanting my car jacked.
hahaha... i said to get gas, since the station in SJ hasnt opened up yet for E85. we chat and laugh some more. asked what i do with the car ie: track and such
then the next thing he says completely blows me away.
O: do you have plates?
me: yeah..?
O: take them off, and lets do a run
me: what?
O: take your plates off so we can go for a chase to see how fast the thing is. ill just say you didnt have plates so we couldnt get the numbers.
me: hahaha what? are you serious?
O: yeah i want to see how that car compares to ours.
me: bs! your going to just impound my car
O: no no, i really want to see, ill have my lights and sirens on and give chase.
im like....o...k....
hahaha
__________________________________________
******For the sake of a public forum the following never occured*************
next thing you know, im done gasing up. turn on A St. make a u- turn, his lights go on, and i think to myself should i just pull over or just go for it...i run down to 880S, take the onramp and hit the freeway full speed, he couldnt catch up since the onramp, at this point im thinking ok thats enough fun, ill pull over now.
O: holy shit what the fuck do you have in this thing!! its nuts!! how much hp does it have?!!?!
me: stock motor, just on E85... 400whp
O: goddamn that thing is sweet!!
me: thanks, hahaha.
O: very nice car, have a good night.
me: thanks!! you too, stay safe.
and im on my way home going 65mph thinking to myself wtf just happened... did that really happen?? fuck that was sweet...
hahahaha
so Fail? or Win?
you decide.